Unpopular opinion: I don’t like going to nascar races. Idk if it’s because the one last weekend was completely ruined for me or.. but god damn it was such a long, hot day.

Also imagine being at the level of alcoholism where you can drink 12-15 beers every night and still be standing lol jfc

Back in my day, we had PAYPHONES in my school and pagers on our hips. Y’all act like not having a phone is a death sentence.

Now that yall are here, go on and agree with me that we need to bring back Bristol Dirt.

I actually lowkey hope my ex-situationship didn’t find my twitter bc I went scorched earth and he’s told me he “has people” so…

💅

I feel like nascar will forever be ruined for me thanks to last weekend.

#tbt

Ok but how can I get pilots to follow me

If this man at the bus stop doesn’t stop breaking wind..

OMFG I missed the race again

My neighbor just dropped off food bc he’s nice and they do that like 2-3x a year for holidays, but he didn’t look happy about it :/

So apparently I have been on a 757 before this past July. I flew one to Denver in May of 2006… and then sometime in 03 or 04 I flew on a 767 from ATL to FLL which is WILD bc I don’t even remember that trip but I have the boarding passes..