Why do all welders think they’re cowboys but no cowboy thinks he’s a welder

If you need your salad tossed hit will men only tho

Gold digging ass hoes

Radio on point and feeling good

Today just been shitty all around

Fuck around and find out

Went to a buffet that served beer ...game changer

Well known at every Mexican restaurant in town

Happy 4 of July

That’s my training method on how to stop one from pawing

*someone talking to my mom about seth henenberg* “have you ever thought about neutering him before he starts reproducing? you don’t want anymore of him running around do ya?”

Sad day sold my mini van

Play something we know

Ol blue berry

Only one way to drive when your breaks don’t work and that’s to the floor

Pay one bill just to pay another

Hot girls listen to Gary P. Nunn

Hotter than a mooses coochie or whatever alan jackson said

When a women says I’ll get ready fast translates to is a whole jar of salsa a bag of chips and a 12 pack

If you stop at a yellow light your moms a hoe