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THANKS I HATE IT AND I STILL HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT YOU WANT

WHERE THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GET NEC- OH FUCK ME I JUST FIGURED IT OUT AND FUCK YOU ASSHOLE IM NOT ONE OF YOURE EARTH INSECTS

YOURE NOT ALWAYS RIGHT DIPSHIT DESPITE THINKING YOU ALWAYS ARE BECAUSE YOURE ULTIMATE STILL I WILL ADMIT THATS PRETTY ACCURATE IF ME AND ROSEBOT BECAME MOIRAILS BUT WE PROBABLY WOULD NOT BECOME MOIRAILS BECAUSE WE DONT REQUIRE EACHOTHER THAT WAY SO IF ANYTHING 'GAL PALS'

LISTEN I DIDNT FIGHT IN A GODDAMN WAR TO MAKE JOKES I CAN TAKE A JOKE THOUGH, WHEN ITS FUNNY ... FINE YOUR JOKE WAS FUNNY I CAN BE HONEST THAT IVE GOT A STICK UP MY ASS TODAY BUT FUCK OFF

SIMPING OVER JADE RIGHT?

I CAN HAVE FUN IM FUN I AM I JUST HAVE SERIOUS RESPONSIBILITIES AND SHIT DO TO OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU LET ME ON YOUR SHIP FOR WHATEVER THIS WEIRD HUMAN BONDING SHIT YOURE TRYING TO DO HERE AT LEAST THIS IS HOW DAVE TELLS ME HE WANTS TO ‘HANG OUT’ WITHOUT ACTUALLY SAYING

SORRY FOR ASSUMING DAVES AND DIRKS SPEAK THE SAME NONVERBAL LANGUAGE PROBABLY IMPUDENT OF ME OH FORGIVE SOMEONE AS LOWLY AS THYSELF

AH

IM NOT EVEN A MUSTARD BLOOD SO I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MIND HONEY OR BEES SO FUCK OFF AND BOTHER SOLLUX OR SOME SHIT

SORRY THEN I GUESS BAD OF ME TO ASSUME OR WHATEVER I WISH YOU LUCK

—> Karkat: Interact with Lights, Camera, Shitpost! DAVE. ASSHAT. DID YOU THROW AWAY MY HOMEMADE GRUBSAUCE. BECAUSE THAT SHITS HARD TO MAKE WITHOUT ALTERNIAN INGREDIENTS.

IM NOT YELLING! ITS JUST MY VOICE. BUT DID YOU THROW AWAY MY GRUB SAUCE. IT WAS LABELED AS “KARKATS GRUBSAUCE DO NOT TOUCH”

ANY FRUIT IS FINE, BUT PREFERABLY STRAWBERRIES, OR CHERRIES. I ALSO NEED SOME HONEY THATS ABOUT IT

I APPRECIATE IT. SORRY IF IM HARSH ON YOU, IM JUST… USED TO THIS TYPE OF BANTER. BY THE WAY DO YOU KNOW WHEN DIRK WANTS HIS NEXT LESSON? HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT GETTING BACK TO ME WITH A SHIT EATING GRIN ON HIS FACE HES DEFINITELY YOUR KID

HE MAY HAVE NOT BEEN PERFORMING A GRIN BUT I COULD TELL IT WAS INTERNAL. SMUG ASS. > Karkat adores Dirk, this is just his way of showing affection. SO SHOULD I ORDER A FLAVOR DISC FOR THE THREE OF US FOR DINNER OR JUST ME?

GOG YOURE AN ASSHOLE. WHY DOES DONT SMILE MAKE SOMEONE SMILE IT MAKES NO SENSE. WHATEVER. YEAH SURE ILL SIT AND WATCH YOU COOK. AND ILL ASK AGAIN, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE?

> Oh. Dear gog this is gonna be a disaster. WELL GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. I’LL WATCH FROM A SAFE DISTANCE.

NO SHIT TROLL SHERLOCK

FINE WHEN ARE YOU PLANNING ON MAKING WHATEVER IT IS YOU THINK YOURE MAKING?