“Burger or hotdog?” 15 beers and hitting my head on the side of your pool

Centerpoint every hurricane

i’m not even going to lie i will probably start crying in my living room

Me going home after making a fool of myself in the club

"send me the picture we took last night" the photo :

Powerful words from Joe Biden.

tell me why the lady sitting next to me literally audibly gasped during this scene and said word for word sweet baby jesus can we rewind 😭😭😭😭

I feel so bad for the people who didn’t get to watch all this in real time. I’m so thankful my mom started her obsession all those years ago… because THIS was the big brother that had us leaving vacation early to go home and all watch the premiere #bb26

outcunt who exactly x.com/tanasbian/stat…

Perfect medium rare fellas, the left cannot possibly fathom this on a Monday.

me, a fan of Zach Bryan’s music, liking every tweet about what an ass he is

Best Halloween costume ever! "Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me." 😂😂

almost exclusively if you really need to know

2 shots deep remembering we slept skin to skin every night

Cutting off isn’t enough. I need to betray you

Only the richest of tastebuds can understand the delicacy of carrot cake

first time i drank i knew that shit was for me