Little girl having a tea party with a lobster and a hawk in 1938

One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

going into 2026 lowkey horny and fat as a house

damn

when a woman smokes it's because she has a troubled past and a kind soul but when a man smokes it's because he's a loser with no self discipline

me during the day vs me during the night

no but it really does feel like this tho

emily Sylvia Plath said it but at 7 years old, you nailed it.

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

i am a normal girl with normal levels of attachment and marijuana consumption

I wish it wasn’t illegal and indeed punishable by death to tell an old best friend that you miss them all the time and will be sorry forever . But it is

jokes kerouac me to the other women at college (at first): “OMG gurl how are youuuuuuu??? Btw your fit is so slay. Like yesss mama ok SIS! we are #girlbosses for finishing our math homework”

how it feels having ednos instead of BED anorexia or bulimia 😭😂