is anyone else clocking Seth Harp slowly becoming collapse-pilled and livetweeting it

"The problem with [ social democracy ] is that you eventually run out of other [ countries' ] money."

How the staff at lenscrafters in yonkers new york are going to be talking to me once its revealed that eyebuydirect gave me the wrong prescription in 2022 and i just rolled with it

living with emma and amelia rules bc emma and i both work odd hours & amelia and i are both single so when amelia works in the morning emma can teach me basketball tricks and when emma is in the loving embrace of her gf in the evening me and amelia can drink and watch lost

Everyone is clowning on this but speaking as a functionally white arab woman who has only lived in dc area/nyc/philly area but once stopped at a gas station in tennessee,

This is why its feminist to be a girl with a flip phone

a look into my twisted mind

to screen for this i have a thing where on dates i’ll make an obvious low effort joke calling new york “the windy city” and like 75% of guys will go You’re thinking of chicago you foolish woman

When i was ten years old my parents would give me my dads flip phone and twenty bucks to get on the metro by myself and go to Nerdfighters of the Greater DC Area facebook group meetups

she’s dfw maxxing

i have got to get off the reddit homepage it’s all either “am i overreacting my husband said he had a dream where he killed me with a hammer and laughed and laughed and laughed” or “Heartwarming: This Ukrainian Reaper Drone Responds to the Sound of its Mother’s Voice”

last night we got in my aunts car and the audiobook of western marxism by domenico losurdo started autoplaying off her phone then she disconnected and immediately amelias phone autoconnected from when we took the car camping and started playing an episode of subliminal jihad

If you live on the dc side of takoma park and have been wondering about the blood on your mail that’s because it’s nick’s first week as your mailman

An evocative picture painted here (the heat is NOT now working properly)

have been staying at grandmas for a week on account of our broken heat and getting a lot of mileage out of “i’m wintering in Yonkers”

whenever my nanny brothers start beefing i go hey hey peace and love on planet earth but lately the 7 year old has taken to replying “no, MAYHEM and WRETCHED on planet earth!!” and i have to be like you know what yeah that’s pretty good. I’m using that one

This is precisely what my inner voice sounds like rn when emma and amelia tell me our heat is “fixed” but i wanna stay at grandma’s house in yonkers

Awesome story he’s writing

women will say wow this epstein stuff is making me feel profoundly disturbed by the ubiquitousness of misogyny and sexual violence and then One Thousand men of the left appear to be like hey you stupid cunt ever heard of ghislaine maxwell? Yeah that’s what i thought. Bitch

The cheapest, easiest way to seem clever is to look at the exploitation of women and girls and the sexual violence they endure and stroke your chin professorially and say "We must not be tempted to conclude this is about gender"