truck driving would be a very dangerous job without a little meth

26 years old and still gay

If you met someone who was your perfect match but had the same name as you, would you still date them?

yall are giving head im giving noggin

just told a girl i liked her shoes and this man next to me starts laughing saying “that was a shitty pick up line bro”

if you give me a paper straw i’m not tipping

Michelle Trachtenberg in Mysterious skins (2005)

landlord is being a pain so i’m smoking a cigarette inside <3

crying on the train again??

thinking deeply abt gabriel

that 27yo will NOT save you btw

I’m gonna have a baby with my gay best friend

i spent all morning thinking today was my birthday mad at my friends for not reaching out and it’s actually not until tomorrow

People used to do this in their basements wearing their wife’s panties and shoot themselves if they got caught

just ate 12 donuts