The paradox of maturing is that you arrive back at the child

What a privilege it is to carry heavy grocery bags, to have laundry to do, to sleep in freshly changed sheets, and to eat your favorite meal. What a privilege it is to laugh, to love, to be cared for, and to begin again. It’s a gentle reminder that a meaningful life isn’t built

You'll have to pry the millennial “lol” at the end of every sentence from my cold dead hands.

I've decided that my 20s are actually from 29 to 39

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.

When everyone is looking at me and sees an adult but… this is what i feel like on the inside

I just prefer campi

#lfgsd San Diego Padres

incredibly funny thing to say while promoting your fourth comedy film with Ben Stiller.

i’ve come this far i can go even further

If you take the Bible literally when it talks about gay people, but not when it says that men should chop off their hands if they touch a woman inappropriately, or gouge out their eyes if they look at a woman inappropriately, then I think you just want an excuse to

let’s go manny!! 👏🏼

A big part of becoming an adult is unlearning a lot of the shit you were taught by people who didn’t know what they were doing either.

dude what a catch

Robots cleaning rivers > robots writing screenplays

adoro chegar em casa e ficar bem assim

going through stuff and getting rid of it is so hard for me

Give her all the funding imagine just 4 cycles a year 💃🏽

In news that will get very little coverage, Mariska Hargitay's "End the Backlog Campaign" achieves rape kit reform in ALL 50 states, DC, and Puerto Rico. It's women who are going to save us. Thank you Mariska Hargitay.