I'm back

Currently sitting alone. Bored as usual, staring at the blue desert sky

Who too my heels!?!?!?! I need those boots, who took em!!!?" He was wearing his usual get up but was suprisingly.... about 4 inches shorter than usual.

Some one help, he broke his hand and is trying to cock his pistol with his teeth Someone save him before he blows a hole in his cheek

He was laying in the middle of the lucky 38 presidential floor foyer. 5 empty bottles of nuka quartz laying to one side. And vodka to the other. A glowing glass resting on his stomach and bubbling from what is most likely a radioactive element not liking the alchohol.

"If being hot was a crime. I'd be a law abiding citizen"

He out of nowhere lifts up the reader. "You're lighter than you look" he says The masked mailman was clearly much stronger than he looks. As he doesnt break a sweat.

Totally not playing with @KukriofReach 's kukri Definitely not throwing that shit around like it's a dart trying to hit the playing card he taped to a wall. Trust him

Totally not sweating underneath his helmet when he hears that. Must have been the wind

Now hold on a second, we can be reasonable with this...... 20 seconds if he drops the kukri.

Works for the courier, next thing. You ever see what happens when someone slurps down 2 bottles of radioactive coke laced with crack? Que cartoon like dust silhouette

What da courier doin

Yeah. I'm a simp Sniper I Mailman P

Dadster chief

He's currently working out, who wants to be his workout buddy!!??

Hey everyone, sorry I've been gone but I've been lacking muse with the courier as of late. And have been obsessing over warhammer 40k again. And I am curious if anyone would mind if i change muse to a warhammer one.

Ok, I will be revamping this account into a warhammer 40k one