I was going to start a taxi service for seniors. I’d call it Oldsmobile.

I made a graph of all my past relationships. There is an ex axis and a why axis.

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This clip perfectly encapsulates how Donald Trump conducts foreign business.

I first reported numbers like this more than a decade ago as Trudeau began his "pay their fair share" campaign. Most people don't care about the facts, they are just happy that someone else, preferably someone they see as "rich" pays more taxes.

JIM CRAMER SERIOUSLY SAID THIS: “MICHAEL SAYLOR IS NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH.” “HE WILL DO WHATEVER IS NECESSARY.” “HE IS THE MALCOLM X OF BITCOIN.” “BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY, HE WILL DEFEAT THE SHORTS.” THE SHORT SQUEEZE INCOMING 🚀

Every husband should know these handy washing machine repair tips for home success 🛠️

strange times...

Who ordered the apple ? A cartoon by Marco de Angelis

Just went into a coffee shop and the barista was wearing a mask. I asked, “Why the mask?” She said, “It’s a coughy filter.”

“Heaven isn’t full of good people. Heaven is full of people who understand they’re not good enough.” —Wes Huff to Steven Bartlett Bold. Clear. Kind.

Apparently suic*de is the only "treatment" Canada's healthcare system is able to prove same-day

A stiff colonial officer meets a fearless tribal woman meant to teach him “the language”… and sparks fly. But jealousy and cultural clashes threaten their forbidden romance. Secrets, passion, and a love that defies everything. The Sleeping Dictionary 🎬

What do you think guys?!?! lol She’s giving up I guess!