"Gok, is this true?!"

J.D. Vance joins Bluesky, immediately becomes most blocked account on app More: rollingstone.com/culture/cultur…

I HAVE to see Vanessa Bayer's impression of Rachel as Miranda Priestly. "Um, ok, wow, Andy? That's a really blue sweater you've got there sweetie. Totally, except that little number is actually, um, cerulean. Let's maybe respect the vocab yeah?"

I'm no expert, but private health insurance seems like quite the tight ass.

Me listening to the earnings call of a company I own 1 share in

Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨

Why is Richard Marles tweeting about a death from shocking crash in Geelong before police have confirmed details? That'd be awfully distressing for those spending today waiting for information about a loved one at Christian College.

This is exactly how my dumbass cat got stuck in my kitchen bin.

"An irony I still haven’t shaken off is the sight of the only two conspicuously non-white protesters I observed, Asian women, tightly gripping their white male partners’ hands, seemingly for protection more than romance."

I have a working theory. Characters tax bracket = genre. If the characters can afford to charter a yacht, it's a satirical dramedy. If they drive a 2006 Corolla, it's gritty realism.

9yo asked me "Why are grandparent houses are always bigger than parent houses? Shouldn't it be the other way around?" Oh boy.

Surely the existence of reasonable overtime implies the existence of reasonable undertime.

The doctor is at a moderate distance, not too close or too far.

Barnaby giving surprisingly healthy relationship advice #auspol

Everyday.

Coco for PM #BBAU