but your honor you know how i get

i am the april fool

i can’t do long division and i’m a failed anorexic

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get me on top of him now

this is what it’s like to have talking stages

oh i’ve missed you so much

drunk as fuck in the bathroom asking myself these

Rt for good luck 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀

the mold growing in my water bottle said you would say that

Yall like nostalgia so much go smoke a white grape white owl

sharks, i’m here today asking for $50k to fund my year-long pilgrimage across the united states to eat at every single restaurant featured on diners, drive-ins, & dives. in doing so, i plan to both cure my anorexia & reclaim flavortown for the girls & the gays. whaddaya say?

FOR THE LOVE GOD will one of the Alex’s just say what happened. At this point anything shy of a murder is a disappointment.

why would you slap ice spice in a mcdonald’s

Feeling as fat as a house nobody speak to me

this is half the reason i coach