So fucking embarrassing man. Ya gob.

Robert Jenrick owns three houses, two £2m homes in London and a £1m house in Herefordshire. He was also the housing secretary. It's because of people like him why the rent is going up, but he wants you to blame immigrants. I bet he wouldn't support a rent cap.

I cannot emphasise how upset i am the tiramisu frappe is grim.

I beg your absolute fucking pardon

Shoulders rapidly becoming my main personality.

Gym going well

Hope i made the right decision 🥺

I need your help. Can anyone direct me to the video of this ICONIC scene of Vera Duckworth calling Tofu a crank food. I need it. Come on lads, this is what Twitter was invented for. Before Elon made us hate each other x

why did no one tell me pure gym urban exchange (Manchester) is a twink gym?

Read me to filth.

Chuddy

Do you know what really pisses me off. That russel tovey still doesn't know i exist. Fml.

Hi. Paramedic here. Please do not open champagne like this.

Tattoo nearly finished. Just a few touch ups to sort and then onto my next project - getting rid of the horrible lower back tattoo that i had done when i was 18 in Ibiza. As you can imagine, common.

checking me out? ah no. you're waiting on the machine I'm using.