bookshelves need to be given a light dusting every now and again or gremlins can creep in

This morning, we were all, "Do you think we could sell this house ourselves? Maybe we should just put a sign out front." BF put a sign in the yard at 10:15am and got a call from a neighbor at 10:30 making an offer. Oh. Okay.

Selling a house and an airplane, leaving your job and your favorite state, packing your life, and moving across the country in two weeks... during a pandemic. Just me? Anyone else?

It is truly devastating that I just got a bill for $800 for my trip to the ER when I cut my finger. I have health insurance. They rinsed my hand, put a small line of glue on it, and gave me a cheap splint. I should have just risked bleeding out, tbh. The system is trash.

Drinking wine is still, even at age 32, about 20% taste 80% heheheh here I am drinking wine like a stressed lady from the movies

Thankful for Ariana Grande's 34+35 today and every day, for giving us the line, "I been drinkin' coffeeee", which I now sing every morning.

girls don't want a boyfriend they want to be this drink as it's passed between Kristen Stewart and Aubrey Plaza in blazers (gif credit: behbuh.tumblr.com)

Nothing like showing your house to prospective buyers and hearing every one say how lovely your home is to really make you cry about leaving because YOU'RE SO RIGHT IT IS LOVELY AND IT IS HOME

It's my last day at my library job and they gave me flowers and a beautiful card of genuinely lovely notes from the nicest people, and no, I'm not okay. Terrifyingly close to allowing myself to feel all the feelings but I DO. NOT. HAVE. TIME.

Driving all the way through Texas is basically just eating barbecue and trying not to hit deer. The national Texas pastimes.