Dude if that eggnog doesn’t have raw milk in it get it the fuck away from me

soon as 10:30 a.m hit the McDonald’s workers shov all da breakfast up Dey ass

I’m about to get SHARTY in these SUPREME boxers🔥?

I’d like to see a real tumbleweed before I kick the can

Parents sent me to rehab at 24 for CBD

Hey remember when all those trains derailed

Bird on a Wire • Action Bronson & RiFF RaFF [2012]

Imagine walking in a room and every person inside is standing as straight as possible waiting for your permission to sit down. “At ease”…chills

Whoever changed the band aid brand jingle count your fucking days

Getting a breathtaking view of Brook Park, OH through the glass in the new browns stadium>>

Saw 2 dudes on a motorcycle together and got a little jealous

I hate when my blossoming journalism career gets halted dead in its tracks because I can’t pronounce benevolent

“ Deferred money” and “ Cleveland guardians” in the same tweet

Just tried to play rock paper scissors with a border patrol agent and got suplexed onto the crown of my head

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In this coffee shop absolutely shitting my pants

If I was a girl I’d be freebleeding everywhere fr

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Let’s goooo 🔥🔥 another piece of shit Tommy John pitcher added to the roster 😎😎 fuck yes!!!!

Borderline crash my car every time I see a hawk while driving