I hate pending payments just take the fucking money

i really hope this year is good to my mom.

Bring back $5 Chinese food, $600 apartments & $20 full tanks

If LinkedIn has no haters then I’ve died

I’d buy land for me on the first date

"I need to talk to you" Me automatically

ask “why them kids ain’t in school?” whenever i see children in the daytime

The only right answer is MONEY

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

no one warns you how fast you go from 18 to 25

genuinely how it feels whenever I remove my last pad

me after I sang the wrong lyrics out loud

When you’re walking and you can feel your ass jiggling 😭😹

Hearing birds chirp outside and you haven’t slept

when you’re slowly watching one of your favorite shirts turn into a house shirt

Me when I wake up on my own vs when someone wakes me up

me after I sang the wrong lyrics out loud

My mom looking at me going to parties and trips instead of getting married

how the older generation looks at you when you choose to live your life to the fullest instead of suffering like them

Eu no meu dia de folga sem saber se eu durmo ou se aproveito a vida: