Do I /look/ like your husband?

> Don’t tell anyone he’s not exactly comfortable on horseback.

[raises an eyebrow]

[Pointing at] EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP! THAT’S MY WIFE

[may have picked up that one book series within a book series Mayura insisted he read.]

The only thing my Mayura has over the one I’m now contract bound to is that at least mine I know won’t get into trouble. [Looks at his Mayura] That isn’t to say I prefer her to you, dear.

You’re stuck with me? No. I’m stuck with you. Uggghhh… gods… please no.

GIVE THAT BACK!

No you can’t have my sword. And if you keep this up, Mayura, I’m going to file for a transfer to either Adri or her girlfriend.

YOU! 𝐅𝐮𝐦𝐢𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐨 , 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐚 . | 史浩 少佐 — 🔞

Give me back my sword. I don’t care if I have two. You give that back. I don’t trust you summoners with it.

Next time: ask nicely. I’ll lend it to you if the situation calls for it. It isn’t some toy to be passed around like Mayura tried to do.

Speaking of Mayura… [turns and somehow points loudly at Mayura Evans] You!

She has the whimsy and cluelessness of a fairy tale princess. Too excited and eager for her own good. But that’s part of her charm, I suppose.

For better or for worse at this point.

Not you, sweetie. The gremlins that tried to fodder off my sword.

What did I miss…?

// writer scrambles to catch up with latest chapters

“I don’t know. My knowledge may not be consistent with those of other worlds. But it wouldn’t be unsafe to assume that would be the case.”

Hey!