Forgetting your headphones for the gym, it's not the one.

In a world where the Police are (rightfully) criticised, this officer handled a group of absolute idiots, with greatness and patience at Pride yesterday. To the idiots concerned, who labelled themselves "lesbians" -no, I think you'll find "idiots" covers it pretty well.

Is there a worse feeling than falling asleep and missing your train stop at 1am.

Heroin.

🧡

In a world where you can be anything be better.

Busy telling everyone it's my favourite time of year, and the washing I put out this morning just got rained on 💦

My to do list for 2023 is almost as bipolar as my brain, read more books and go to see Fatboy Slim 🙃

One minute I can't afford to live and the next minute I'm signing up for sustainable deodrant subscriptions 🥺

Alfie, sits on kitchen floor watching me cook and waiting for tibits but makes a dart for the lounge as soon as I dish up just to make sure he gets the best seat on the sofa... Is this boy for real 🤣

Airport staff, such a joy.

In my thirties I have really come to appreciate deep pockets and the freedom they bring. I also wear a bumbag on occasion 🤣

Blew my mind.

I love you as much as you love truffle mash 🤍

Audacity of me dressing my dog as a christmas pudding after everything I've eaten 😏

One of the biggest disappointments as an adult, is that knives don't stay sharp forever.

The only person in the world who could go bankrupt from a kimchi obsession.

My bunions are so sore tonight. #lifeonmemind

Just going to bombard you all with articles from the press about our closure in August & again to say thank you for all of your support. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-… We wouldn't be here without you. Please sign the petition here: bit.ly/3VWgRVW #cardiff #butepark

Period pains at 37. Unneccessary.