ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ “ dating . . .im not too good at it. my fans want me and my partner wants me . . .i can’t do both. ” ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ “ im probably not the most attractive guy here ; but im the fastest !!! ” ᅠᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ “ talkin to girls is not easy . ” ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ hangs up Christmas decorations. ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ “ too many skeletons. yes to Santa Claus !! ” ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ “ no need to worry !! silva is on the case ! ” injecting himself with stim , he rushes to remove all the spooky decorations and puts up festive lights and snowman toys. ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ “ . . .oh ” ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ it was a long fight. it’s good if both of them fell asleep but — he’ll let her rest for now. “ good night , 𝙘𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙖. ” ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ can he be the little spoon ? he just wants to cuddle. ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ

who’s candace ?

i don’t get it

oh now i get it

oh. a snake walks into a bar and the bartender goes “ how’d you do that? ”

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ “ my friends are all so . . . . 𝘢𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘰 . i feel weird — like a desire for them. a thirst ? hmm. ” ᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠ

god im so fucking hot

i know

⠀ he’s sorry but he is in heat, ⠀