Oliver Glasner has almost matched Mikel Arteta... in five fewer years 😳🏆

If you’re going to link for sex, shouldn’t your common sense tell you not to wear perfume oil on your neck? Male or female.

“Welcome back it's me Peter Drury and alongside me is Jim Beglin and we welcome you back to the Premier League, a league we all love”❤️

If man toast you and you say NO, omo ope go bounce and continue to live life! Them tell you NO, you open radio Lagos and block industry at the same time! 😭😭

three seasons wonder.

Dear Chelsea Fans, 007 counts for all summer signings start today. Club World Cup and preseason goals don’t count. Regards.

A quiz on our #PL opening day history! 👌

No wonder them dey jail people anyhow say them dey chat MINOR for Uk 😳

🚨🌳 Nottingham Forest agree deal to sign Omari Hutchinson from Ipswich Town for £37m fee, here we go! Omari, on his way to medical right now as personal terms are also agreed for new #NFFC signing. Follows James McAtee (done) and Arnaud Kalimuendo (very close).

🚨🌳 After McAtee and Hutchinson with Kalimuendo on the way, Nottingham Forest plan for more signings. Talks continue with Juventus for Douglas Luiz, former Aston Villa player’s keen on the move… …and #NFFC also remain in contact with Yunus Musah’s camp this week. 🇺🇸

The wait is finally over.

updated twitter currency rate -2025 1 Ejikem = 5k 1 Excitement = 350k 1 AMG = Short Dress 1 Uber= 100k 1 tolani - 12k 1 Odanz = 11k 1 Burna nacks = 1 Lambo truck 1 dowat = 6k 430k = "thanks" 1 Asherkine = 0 Boyfriend 150k= mood lift 1 Lol no dear 😅 = 2 days crashout

Christopher Nkunku and Bayern, deal on. 👀

Enzo Maresca on Slot's claim that he expected to win the title last season: 🗣 "I don’t pay attention to what the other people say about us. It’s easy to say that more clubs are involved. I don’t like to play this kind of game. I like to be focused on players, try to improve and

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First presser and lives of the season! The Premier League is BACKKKKK🥳

Enzo Maresca's reponse to Arne Slot saying Chelsea should've won the league last season 😅

The Opta supercomputer is back and has predicted the 2025/26 Premier League table... 👀🏆 Do you agree? 👇

🚨🔵 Christopher Nkunku’s exit will be crucial as reported since July in order for Chelsea to accelerate for Xavi Simons. The plan has always been Nkunku and Jackson out, Xavi and Garnacho in. 🔗 Xavi, waiting for #CFC while talks for Nkunku to Bayern are ongoing.

🚨🇫🇷 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 | Sunderland reach agreement agreement in principle to sign Nordi Mukiele (27) from PSG, reports Fabrice Hawkins. 🔴⚪️