— ♡ for a starter, let’s get some sl’s rolling. [cannot guarantee there will be no angst].

𝓣ʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢsɢᴜᴀʀᴅ ᴅᴏᴇs ɴᴏᴛ ғʟᴇᴇ. ┇re: cat .ᐟ ʀᴇᴀᴅ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ ➣ tl.gd/n_1sri26k ﹊⠀⠀﹊⠀⠀﹊

"Tch, those damn bastards..."

𝓢ʜᴇ ʜᴀs ʜᴇʀ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ʟɪғᴇ ᴀʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴏғ ʜᴇʀ. ┇re: @HAVEFAlTH_ ʀᴇᴀᴅ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ ➣ tl.gd/n_1sri27a ﹊⠀⠀﹊⠀⠀﹊

He places the tea bag into the boiling water inside his teacup, offering another cup to the younger lady. “Five-star, you say? Let me taste and make sure you’re not using too much salt.”

𝓦ᴇ ʀɪsᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇ ғᴀʟʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴏᴜʀ ᴍɪsᴛᴀᴋᴇs.┇re: @hzdancho ʀᴇᴀᴅ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ ➣ tl.gd/n_1sri3is ﹊⠀⠀﹊⠀⠀﹊

"Happy birthday, Historia."

𝓖ᴏᴅ, sᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴇᴇɴ.┇re: @ChristaRuler ʀᴇᴀᴅ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ ➣ tl.gd/n_1sri3pq ﹊⠀⠀﹊⠀⠀﹊

𝓑ʟᴏᴏᴅ—ᴍᴇᴍᴏʀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ.┇re: mikasa ˒ || semi ia ʀᴇᴀᴅ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ ➣ tl.gd/n_1sri3rf ﹊⠀⠀﹊⠀⠀﹊

He'll be heading to his quarters. Anyone who disrupts his rest will get the boot the following morning.

| i’ll respond to threads tonight.

... Grumbles. “This better be important, Hange.”

| i’ll also be sending out more starters. apologies, yday has been very taxing work-wise.

He’s listening—well, barely. “That poor brat. From the amount of probing you’ve done to him, I’m surprised he hasn’t gone berserk yet.”

Why the /fuck/ is his teacup on the highest shelf? And most importantly, /who/ put it there?

Climbs the countertop to prove a point.

Inhales—he’s fine. It’s /fine/. He’ll just get it, somehow.

Now he can get his cup—ONLY HANGE WILL EVER SEE THIS.

Uhm— Damn this height, this was embarrassing as it was already. Begrudgingly crawls back down, glaring at Hange as he does so.