I need some book suggestions for my TBR list “23 books in ‘23”! What should my last two picks be? #WritingCommunity

Any polarizing Librarian experiences from your youth? Or ever? My elementary school librarian called the cops on my mom for using the laminator incorrectly. #writerscommunity #TrueStory

Remember the circle of safety? When you’re whittling with a pocket knife? Let’s do that but for naps. Sponsored by a member of the Society for Preserving Sacred Sunday Nap-time. #writerscommunity

I have a website for all my writing adventures and bookish extras! Wahoo! Let’s be Newsletter Besties! obarrbooks.com #writerscommunity

Bookish pick up lines: Babe! Are you a manuscript because that’s some fine print! #writerscommunity

Bookish pick up lines: You must be a Librarian because I can’t stop checking you out! #WritingCommnunity

Bookish Pick Up lines: You must be a spoiler because I am ruined! #writerscommunity

Why are hamburgers buns and hot dog buns so AMAZING? Quickest way to ruin a BBQ: sand which all that classy meat between bread slices!

Maybe Bald Eagles call themselves ‘Hairy Terrors of Doom’ and we’ve had it wrong the whole time.

My favorite childhood memory is being told “the oven is for adults”.

What if every country has ninjas and the only reason we know about Japanese ninjas is because they are bad at stealth.

WHO WASHES EASTER EGGS?!!! What kind of crazy germaphobe put that on our mom to-do list?!! Probably the same high-achievers that came up with elf on the shelf! Be reasonable, it doesn’t make sense to clean eggs you put packaged candy in to.

Buying toilet paper is the epitome of adulting.

I’m sorry! I was optimistic about traffic and my emotional incentive to get out the door. So now I will be late. #summerplans #WritingCommunity

My toxic trait is that I’m always thinking about my next meal. And snack. So I beverage to help me make decisions.

If you haven’t consider theft, road rage, insurance fraud, tax evasion, homicide, and suicide are you even an adult?

POV: Hi, I subbed for you yesterday. There was cake in the teachers lounge, so I hid a piece of cake in your closet. Annnnd then I forgot about it. Was it any good? What did the rumors say? I’m having FOMOC: Fear of Missing Out On Cake. Thanks and Cheers to a good year!

What if instead of hoarders we call them hero’s of useless things? #WritingCommmunity

Twelve days of Christmas but instead of all those birds let’s replace them with BOOKS 📚 🤩😍🙏! #writerscommunity

Are you a matching gift tag kind of wrapper…. OR A permanent marker kind of wrapper? There is no in between. #writerscommunity #Christmas2023