I’ve neglected being here: writing, bantering, but the one thing I’ve never neglected is Hayley Marshall - Inactive! and the love I have for her. You know, above all, that I will always be here for you. To love you, to protect you, to cherish you. Not a day will pass that I don’t.

I couldn’t ask for a better week with you, my love. Such a treasure you are, as well as your human. We’re both immeasurably lucky to have the best women around. x.com/impetuousimpac…

If anybody wants/needs twitter accounts, let me know. Purging most all of mine.

I am glad I’m just now seeing this. No need to be off with his head.

That woman is better than I deserve.

My human might, but me? I’m a monster.

It’s adorable to see the teen wolf werewolves. Such child’s play.

And perhaps even to those who do.

Or possibly delusional. [[Snickers.]]

Slightly surprised that anyone still chooses to follow me here. You’re all a special breed of crazy.

Quit adding logic to my ridiculousness, little wolf.

I’ll make you, alright.

Loyalty is something I’ve never been short on. As loyal as a dog and twice the bite.

All you have to do is believe the lies yourself and they become easier to tell.

Like Tom Brady or Drew Brees?

I’ll reply to you one of these days, Hayley Marshall - Inactive!. Your human is too distracting.

Nor does mine. [[Coughs.]] x.com/impetuousimpac…

I love you with the fire of every sun that has raised within my many a year. A woman that needs no adjectives to feel good of herself, for she knows them all already. As smug as I and twice as stunning. My equal and my desire, my woman crush for life, Hayley Marshall - Inactive!.