Robert Storm (@hedgeknight) 's Twitter Profile
Robert Storm

@hedgeknight

I've drawn blood across the Seven Kingdoms! I love mead, maidens and adventure!

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calendar_today03-09-2010 06:37:41

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Found boots at top of oak tree. Also, someone wrote "codpiece" on my forehead while I slept. Will not be returning to this inn. #toomuchmead

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Have decided to make for Braavos. I'm hungry for a change of scenery and am partial to things with two As in the middle of their name.

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Although she probably had bigger fish to fry, what with being a 15 y/o whore and all. No! No excuses! You wronged me mother!

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And I'd be a dick about it too, "Oh, you CAN'T CPR this Cut In Half Knight back to life? Well maybe you should practice more."

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What could Ygritte know, really? She's a kid! Tell me I know nothing after you've simultaneously handled student loans and a car payment.

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Q: How many wargs does it take to light a candle? A: 3. 1 to hold it, 1 to light it, and 1 to say: Wow! That eagle and bear lit a candle!