Game of Thrones spin off idea: Man VS. Wall. An outdoor nature survival show with Jon Snow.

I’m bored. Come on, this is King’s Landing! Somebody kill somebody!

Annnnnd there he goes. 1 minute 23 seconds into the day before Joffrey starts acting like an asshole. New record. #GameOfThrones #GoTFans

It would be a lot easier to sleep up here if the head next to me would stop complaining about his itchy chin. #GameOfThrones #GOTFans #GoT

I’d be holding my breath in anticipation for the 3rd season of Game of Thrones if I could still breathe…

#IfIMetHodor he would get a break for once. After all, he’d just have to carry a head. #GameofThrones

#IfIWasALannister I probably would’ve cut MY OWN head off by now…

#IfIWasALannister the only thought that would comfort me would be “at least I’m not a Frey”…

There can only be one to claim the Emmy. Well… Actually more like 11. #BetterThanTheIronThrone #GameOfEmmys

Contrary to popular belief, a direwolf is a bitch to have as a pet…

Is there were a #WesterosOlympics I would definitely be the soccer ball. Does that mean I could still get a medal?

Being stuck up here all day is about as boring as reading a Sansa chapter. #readmoreeddard #GameofThrones

By the Old Gods this summer is boring... Winter better be coming.

Loras & Renly. Sounds like a high end retailer. #writethatdown #ineedatrademark #GameofThrones

Wake me when winter gets here... Or when season 3 starts. Whichever comes first... #GoT Game of Thrones #GameofThrones

I heard the Lannisters are going to hire replacement members of the kingsguard. Expect many wrongful imprisonments... #GameofThrones

Well that was a long nap... What's new?

HBO approached me with a new job… Sole writer of Hodor's dialogue. #hodor #homage #NedsHead

Stark also means barren. We're from Winterfell where the landscape tends to be stark. I just got that. #GoT #GameOfThrones

Game of Thrones spin off idea: The Real Housewives of Westeros. Feat.: Catelyn, Lysa, Cersei and Daenerys. #GameofThrones #GoT