that prenup is about to be longer than any book travis kelce has ever read

i think biopics can be good! but people started making bohemian rhapsody biopics instead of raging bull and malcolm x biopics, and that's where we went wrong

Bro why is Ted making me emotional

cold ones is good mythical morning's wario and waluigi

What else should I add?

I kept all my marching illini caps, remember when it was like the end of the fucking world if you forgot yours for a game day? Yeah good times

Mario Kart 7 remaster let’s go

Where does this guy get all these balloons from

How come major film studios keep being like Jared Leto may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor

ngl i need kira off this app so badly

Now don't fucking shove pop music over Brian Tyler's score

Only nintendo can repackage 2 wii games with no improvements or enhancements and make it 70 dollars and people will still buy it in droves

Rosalina is SUCH a pick-me it’s not even funny

I’m actually quite glad he escaped being just the twilight vampire guy

How I’ll be replaying Super Mario Galaxy 2

i do not "change to a more effective build" i do not "come back later when im stronger" i do not "learn enemy attacks" i BRUTE FORCE bosses, and if i die I TRY AGAIN UNTIL I WIN

Kid shrieking in the room to my left, students “resolving conflict” (yelling) in the room to my right, I’m in my class during plan time like