Let's not do that Mackem thing of claiming Joselu and a champions league final place as ours like they do/done with Henderson and Pickford

Bit of topless garden time with Eddie Howe, loving the sun #NUFC

At least the whirlwind stayed clean this time

The original Hawk Tuah #HawkTuah

Kevin De Bruyne hits a free kick, keeper saves it with his feet middle of the goal bet365 say not a shot on target, crooks as ever

Did Southgate lose his case on the way to Germany, seems to only have 1 set of clothes #England #EURO2024

Jamie O'Hara on @TSBreakfast saying Eddie Howe is tactically brilliant and calling for him to take the England job.....is this the same O'Hara that laughed at that #nufc fan saying we wanted him when we were taken over????

With all the controversy over blokes in women's sport this is just taking the piss.....no attempt at all to cover it up #Olympics2024Paris #Olympics

The new layout on bet365 app is absolutely fucking shit

Nice to see bet365 is working flawlessly again, absolutely useless

Roy Keane looking like he's came straight to the studio from the allotment

Reece James booked for a foul that the ref played on and didn't blow, he was booked so obviously committed the foul.......bet365 no foul, robbing twats as always

Nice to see Rooney taking a job that surely even he can't get sacked from Amazon Prime Video Sport #CITYMADRID

So much on here about the #CarabaoCupFinal and loving every bit of it but haven't seen much about that Nick Pope save, had so little to do and pulls that off, if that goes in it could've been a very different outcome for us, it was crucial #NUFC

The new Premier League fixtures are released and so it starts, how many points will we get from our 1st however many games, we'll get what we get now fuck off you set of boring twats

Listened to 20 mins of talkSPORT this morning and totally get why O'Hara and Cundy are normally shoved away at 10pm, I'd rather listen to Shebahn and Troy Deeney and that's saying something

Surely it's now Sir Lee Carsley, if Southgate gets 1 for winning nowt #U21EURO #EnglandU21s

I'd love to know which fucking genius decided to shut the A1 northbound at the same time as the A19 northbound, absolute arsehole

Man Utd fans going on like they're going to win the league after signing Cunha and Mbeumo, have they suddenly forgotten they're absolutely shite all over the pitch, especially at the back with a keeper who may as well have no arms?

If Isak wants to leave then let him go, we only want players who will give their all for the club but we should be letting it be known it's £150m upfront, no pissing around with installments #NUFC