What’s the point in scoring goals when you can’t defend a cross Southampton FC

Ricky Gervais was right. “It’s a big year for pedophile movies. Shut up. I know Jeffrey Epstein was your friend…but I don’t care…you’re in no position to lecture anyone about anything…”

DOING A GIVEAWAY FOR RESIDENT EVIL REQUIEM!!! 🎁🎁🎁 TO ENTER, LIKE + RETWEET + COMMENT WITH YOUR PLATFORM OF CHOICE FOR THE GAME!!! 🎮 WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON FEBRUARY 27TH!!! FOLLOW FOR MORE GIVEAWAYS IN THE FUTURE!!! RULES BELOW: #ResidentEvilRequiem #giveaway

Kurt Cobain didn’t kill himself. Forensics now say: no blood, overkill heroin, arranged scene. Homicide. His Nirvana publishing rights? Worth over $250M. If he divorced Courtney, she’d lose it all. But if he died married to her? She gets everything.

An idea for you Jet2tweets I could really do with a family holiday for 3 in school holidays that won’t be the best part of £3.5k how about a nice voucher so we can go away this year for free 😂

This Price Andrew song getting sung in the Cavern, Liverpool is a belter 😂 “He’s a a sweaty nonse” 🎶

Should the UK be demanding that Sir Keir Starmer is removed as its PM? Please RT after voting - thank you

Why are people being arrested for misconduct in public office and not RAPING CHILDREN??? #Mandelson #AndrewMW

What should be abolished? 1. The right of a trail by jury: Or 2. Sir Keir Starmer's Govt: Please RT after voting - thank you.

To celebrate the release of Resident Evil Requiem: I'm Giving Away 2 Copies Like RT Random Winners announced this weekend.

Gabbi was onside. #saintsfc #OnThisDay

🎮 RESIDENT EVIL REQUIEM LAUNCH GIVEAWAY! 🎮 The countdown ends TONIGHT – Resident Evil Requiem drops at MIDNIGHT! 🧟‍♂️⏰🔥 To celebrate the return to Raccoon City we're giving away: → 3× digital copy of Resident Evil Requiem (PS5 / Xbox Series / Steam / Epic / Switch 2 – winner

🎁GIVEAWAY Resident Evil: Requiem digital deluxe × 1 To enter: Follow + RT Ends in 24 hours🔥

REPOST FOR A CHANCE TO WIN! 🔁 To celebrate #MarioDay, and Mario Super Galaxy Movie tickets going on sale, we're giving away FIVE Mario merch packs! 🍄 🌌 To enter, just repost! T&Cs apply: bit.ly/4daN9XV Must be UK resident over 16. Enter by 23:59 GMT, 17/03/2026.

Just going to leave this here!!! Vaccinated feel free to comment.

Having fun on Vinted must resist making this an obsession over band T-shirts

Shoot me down if you like natalie imbruglia was a killer songwriter with real vocal depth and feeling

Is the word for shopping on Vinted Vinting or have I just broke the internet