Oh fuck off right wing d*ckheads talking about “grannies freezing” because of Labour. You did not give two SHITS when they were freezing the last couple of years under Tories. Omg they had to set up warm banks because of Tory incompetence… don’t pretend you care now.

But what about the designer spectacles?!

Love that we’ve gone from… Disgraced Foreign Secretary can fly on a taxpayer-funded, Kardashian-style private jet To Prime Minister can’t watch his team play football in a box that costs the taxpayer nothing.

that's me 🥸

Nailed it.💯

As we learn of blatant Russian interference to dissuade Moldovans from voting for closer ties with the EU… Have Brexiters realised they were Putin’s useful little idiots yet? Probably not.

Breaking News - Footage of Tommy Robinson following his arrest under Schedule 7.17 of the Terrorism Act

“Hello, I don’t suppose you have a copy of the ‘Call a General Election’ petition? Yes, that’s the one, the historical record of intellectually challenged Reform voters and Elon Musk’s bot farm. You’ll find it in the comedy section”.

Is Lisa right ??

Sounds about right.

BREAKING: Musk reveals new logo for 𝕏 rebrand. #MuskSucks

New Twitter logo just dropped

🤣🤣🤣