When a little Britain sketch becomes the wanker reality! 🤣

''What did they say about me?''

No doubt someone will claim that Oisín Murphy was driving that ambulance.

Seriously, there’s not enough of this these days. The reason why the world is so messed up.

Pardon?

And the women’s game wants to be taken more seriously? No further questions……

Small European clubs coming over here and battering the old bill. No problem with this.

It just keeps getting better and better 😂

Got to feel for this Fulham fan. A three year banning order for asking for Gordon’s with a slice of lemon when he always knew they only serve Hendricks with cucumber.

The greatest piece of commentary EVER 😂😂😂

Puts a whole new meaning to the phrase……… ‘cor blimey, look at the lungs on that’

I’d let Jane Couch out of my cellar, give her a train ticket home and say ‘here you go my love, go rebuild that Morecambe pier’ (And giving her a little kidney punch for good measure)

“Mmmmm……… on the basis that Badshot Lea FC haven’t been able to get a supply of cheese slices for their cheeseburgers for the last two seasons……… how on Earth are Dairylea going to get their shipment through for todays game?”

When Constitution Hill wins the Fighting Fifth on the bridle… ⚪️⚫️

Anything to do with the hurdles now going from Orange to black? Please retire Constitution Hill

Nicky Henderson after todays racing……..

Bloody hell, just seen the Millwall score…….that’s my timeline shot to pieces then Lady Popcorn 🏅🍿💙🦁🇬🇧 #MissSparkleDesigns ⭐🌺 tonight And they are up to third……….

Any racing fan would have had the worst couple of minutes of their racing life wondering if Constitution Hill was getting up. Praise the Lord

She’s supporting a terrorist organisation so arrest her and jail her.

Genius