me realizing my coworkers have genuinely settled for this life (i need to escape this job and lock in before i become them)

a band of makeup on the floor but i’m using you for grilled shrimp, ok

My parents were in fact right …. “if it ain’t one thing , it’s another”

My issue is I don’t think I should ask. You should just wake up, look at me and give me money.

I feel personally attacked by this 😭

ideally my husband will be a massive nerd who likes kissing me a lot.

Running to my bed after successfully surviving a day at work

Anybody else feels burnt out ??

Me when I wake up on my own vs when someone wakes me up

me after hitting snooze 87 times, and now I have 3mins to get to work

me liking every hate tweet about klay thompson

me thinking I’m hiding my irritation whole time my face looks like this

he always been old my entire life but now he’s actually old 😭

😭

“Girrrrl, Ba Sing Se finna be lit tonight” 😂

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

I wonder why the fck nobody talking bt this bc sht even Russell look tea here and the men never eat.

How am i supposed to lose weight when i’m not used to losing ??