“I’ll hurt you.” 💢

Suddenly grabbing and pinching that tongue between her thumb and index finger… and she’s not letting go. “Tsk… baka…”

“ACK—“ Yanking her hand back and waving it. “You idiot…! That hurt…!”

“Why are you having me do this with my gloves…? They’re gonna get all stretched out…”

“B-Baka…?!”

“Anta Baka?!”

“My hips got wider and my thighs got fatter… Not good…”

“Nobody wants an apology… If you've got the time for that unseemly grovelling, then how about you just think about a way to offset even one of your failures? If all you've got is excuses, then I'll hear them out as much as you like after we've ridden through the crisis...”

“N-No way she actually expects me to wear this…”

They’re a 10 but they’re a MASSIVE BAKA

“You got shut down once because I didn’t want to wear a perverted swimsuit. Get ahold of yourself…”

“You’re painfully in denial… You just wanted me wearing as little as possible… THAT is what makes you a pervert.”

POV: she’s trying to act like she’s not interested in you…

“I… can’t… reach… UGH!”

“H-Hey! No peeking while I’m putting gifts under the tree!”