Good Will Hunting up your bum. I hope he finds whatever he’s looking for. #ruinafilmbyaddingupyourbum

Just saw Luke Kempner in Salford, nice to know I’m not the only one who has a WhatsApp Love Island Group 🤣. Bloody brilliant stuff!!!

Just watched being Gail Porter. You brave, gorgeous human being 😘

Safety first, well done team!! 🤣🤣🤣

🤣 burn

Johnny Depp right now #amberturd

Ashfield HR Ltd, owned by Faye Briffa, is celebrating its 1st Anniversary after launching in January 2020. bbpmedia.co.uk/news/health-we…

Here is my full manifesto for London. Can any other candidate beat this? No chance! #VoteBinface #MakeYourVoteCount

Not in my sarnie! I’m #crispOUT for life. Where do you stand in the Walkers Crisps sandwich debate? #crispINcrispOUT

Mother of Gogh! #LineofDuty

Very awkward shopping experience at Boots today. Pushy No7 advisor gave rubbish advise than made me queue for ages instead of going to the main checkout so she could ‘get the commission’. Not sure commission driven sales is the best route to happy shoppers!!!

BREAKING: Leaked Sue Gray report reveals shocking abuse of the rules. Hard to see how the PM can cling on after this.

Dulcet tones of Sarah Millican getting me through Couch to 5K®. Thank goodness 😅

Unable to cancel an order with incorrect delivery, the second I placed it with FRASERS . Very poor service. Stuck with a whopping delivery charge I didn’t even want.

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

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Just finished The Running Grave, best Strike novel yet, left me dying to find out what happened to all of the, what I have to remind myself are fictional, characters. Brilliant J.K. Rowling

Neighbour chat: “Alright?” “Not bad, thanks, you?” “Yeah not bad!” “Haha, see you later!” Then into the safety of your car, to wonder why you laughed so much for no reason