look i may just be incapable of taking care of myself but like I can either be a stay at home mom for myself or be a working mom there is no in between. (Meaning I can either eat three meals a day or I can be caught up on all my work lmao)

me writing my thesis

the next few weeks will just be me complaining about my thesis, honestly make me speak about r&j for an hour in front of a bunch of people that would be easier THAN WRITING 15-20 PAGES IN 10 POINT FONT

THE SEASON FINALE OF FARMER WANTS A WIFE IS TONIGHT EVERYONE

i was never meant to write a thesis i was meant to wear a red clown nose and walk in public slightly confusing people

BY 4:30 MY THESIS WILL BE DONE (im setting a goal idk if this is true but im gonna do it)

I am eating trader joes takis and gummy worms for breakfast at 1:33PM finishing my thesis.....send ur blessings my way

I know im old bc I won an amazon giftcard and i used it for household necessities RIP

okay no one ever needs to compliment me ever again my dad called me "a sparkle of life" yesterday and thats all ill ever need thank you

I’m at the tropical storm. I’m at the earthquake. I’m at the combination tropical storm and earthquake

I got hired to do a private acting coaching session for a little kid, and I think its funny that I'm nervous bc he's also probably nervous and why are we afraid of each other its FUN

i need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations

new favorite thing a man has ever said to me in an argument just dropped