Hi Not ScoMo , I wrote you a speech.

As a thinking woman, I've got a new crumpet. #QandA

And so say, surely, 90 per cent of Australians? #Auspol

- "I love Beyoncé... - Whatever floats your boat mate. - No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'. - ..."

Years from now it's won't be the polls people remember Turnbull & Shorten, it will be what you allowed to happen on your watch #LetThemStay

Someone at The Sydney Morning Herald sack Paul Sheehan please.

Holly says the best thing about rugby is the food. Of course, the game hasn't started yet! #gotahs #WARvsRED

Wyatt Roy should totally change his name to Ryatt Woy. #auspol

Chop the almonds by hand, she said. It's better, she said. Annabel Crabb #bananasfostervacherin #specialdelivery

Bananas Foster Vacherin to thank my colleagues on my 3 mth anniversary - Alex enjoyed the making! Annabel Crabb

Great afternoon at Calmsley Hill thanks ellaslist!!

Uh, ᴍɪᴄʜᴀᴇʟ ɪᴅᴀᴛᴏ Pierce Brosnan's Bond was not brilliant. Or meaningful. Remember?

Fustercluck!! Word of the week. Annabel Crabb

Can someone please tell Clint Eastwood that what he calls "political correctness", the rest of us call "not being an asshole."

This quote by The Venerable Canon Rod Bower sums up how I feel about #naurufiles & abuse of children. RT if you agree. #BringThemHere

Happy 100th Birthday Taronga Zoo! Thanks for having us! #forthewild #happy100th #tarongazoo

Scrap Devastating NSW HSC Reforms which label kids from 14 as failures & exclude them from doing their HSC. -... fb.me/2Ju1FqKCT

Stand with Heather Gow fb.me/2ktvGm9pQ