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20% rent increase, perfectly designed to kick in before Christmas. #Landlords

Waiting, by Kevin Toms youtu.be/FuuwXkZ0-08?si… via YouTube Yes, THE Kevin Toms. #footballmanager

Goal! was better than Sensible Soccer.

Just bought a Ned's Atomic Dustbin T-Shirt, now I have to bowl around Alloa with the word "Ned" written on me.

Are those your mothers cataract glasses?

No FA Cup fixtures at 3pm? Really? Pathetic.

How old am I? Google zoomed in at 125% old.

Until AI tells me who will win a fight between Solomon Grundy and Michael Finnigan, I'm not taking it seriously.

Farage is a complete tosser, that's why complete tossers vote for him.

rightmove.co.uk/properties/876… Above, cost of housing in my new area. Below, cost of housing where I used to live. rightmove.co.uk/properties/135…

Preston Byrne You clearly like showing children porn. You're technically a nonce.

This guy is technically a pedo. #4chan

The scenery is beautiful here, but I do sometimes yearn for the flatlands.

Yet we can have pissed up people in fanzones.

Banned from another casino free bonus game. That's 17 now - 12 left and I've made a small profit on each one. I'll probably have the Sweeny on to me now.

GOOOOAAAAALLLLLL SAN MARINO

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