me coming up with this pitch: random bullshit go!

HEATED RIVALRY X STAR SHIPPED After Vincent’s acro partner is banned from their theater, he must create an entirely new act with his biggest rival or face unemployment. 🎪Rivals to lovers 🤸‍♂️ Found family 🍿 Only one bed #AgentsGuide #QuestPit #Q #A #R ✒️ Adelaide Cabernet

An Agent’s Guide to VOWS FOR MY RIVAL My toxic lovers bound by duty! Ready to always spill blood and butt heads. #w #a #s #rf #questpit

DEADNAME: A trans teen is stalked by their pre-transition doppelganger—and she won’t stop until she’s taken the life they never wanted. #QuestPit #AG #H #YA #OwnVoices

A science prodigy and a homeless thief. Both are idiots when it comes to their feelings for each other. #questpit #a #sf #w

I’m re-sharing my #editorguide for my adult dark academic romantasy, ♟️ 𝐓𝐎 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓♟️featuring a revenge-seeking heroine and the genius she loves ✨ #editors for more info, reach out to Lauren Bieker - is closed to unsolicited queries! and Lauren Khan | Literary Agent (updates only) #questpit #ag #RF #A

What does family mean? Do the stars hear us when we ask them questions? A couple of my favourite pieces I've written for Playing With Fire. #questpit #a #sf #w

ALPHA BY DESIGN Callum Bruin, an Omega forced to masquerade as an Alpha, and Adrian Wild, an Alpha who yearns to live a peaceful life as a Beta, meet on an anonymous dating app. Shenanigans ensue. ⌚️MM ⌚️omegaverse ⌚️billionaire ⌚️romance #questpit #ag #w #pr

🔥 PLAYING WITH FIRE 🔥 as songs on my playlist. #questpit #sf #a #w

This aint your local garden center's blood and bone. THE VINES KNOW is a horroromance about a woman whose garden turns out to be carnivorous. Look below to see how it would be tagged if it were a fanfiction on AO3. #W #A #H #R #questpit

This is what you can expect on a random Wednesday when you're my friend

My library is spoiling me. First my Six of Crows hold and now another one?