"She who pilfered plums." .....Is this going to be a theme? #Yes

“But I haven’t even...!?” Trails off with a mutter.

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“Well, good morning all!”

—; Oғ ʜɪs ʜᴀɪʀ, ᴛʜᴇ sᴄᴇɴᴛ ᴏғ ᴘɪɴᴇ ᴀɴᴅ sᴍᴏᴋᴇ, Aɴᴅ ʜɪs sᴋɪɴ﹐ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴀsᴛᴇ ᴏғ ᴄʜᴀʀʀᴇᴅ sᴀʟᴛ, Oғ ʜɪs ᴇʏᴇs, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɢʟᴇᴀᴍᴇᴅ ᴡɪɴᴛᴇʀ’s ᴅᴀʀᴋ Aɴᴅ ᴜᴘᴏɴ ʜɪs ᴛᴏɴɢᴜᴇ, ᴛʜᴇ sᴡᴏʀᴅ.

*Wakes up to see twitter's attempt at a new layout and yelps so loud, she spooks the chickens outside.* Oh! What a horrid thing! This won't do, oh no, not at all! *closes the curtains till things return to normal.*