The astrology of 2026 is absolutely divine for someone with 0 water in their chart! *chef’s kiss*

me at the club when the pluribus theme comes on

Between Diane Keaton and now Catherine O'Hara, I am really, REALLY unprepared to start losing all these one-of-a-kind talented women I've grown up watching and being deeply influenced by. I'm so upset.

Thank goodness that Pluto has finally transited in the sign of Aquarius The world no longer needs celebrities or corrupt elites in the social hierarchy.

dear schizos and conspiracy theorists. the good news is you were right. the bad news is you were right

Beginning of Neptune in Pisces = its conspiracy End of Neptune in Pisces = fuck, its true

I still think that Katt Williams interview is the moment that sent the tone for all truths to be set free. Nothing has been the same since that.

En la pelicula de Michael retratan la costumbre que tenía el Rey del Pop de escribir frases de reafirmación para sentirse seguro de si mismo y manifestar aquello que quería. Excelente.

Saturn in Aries is saying take a chance you stupid hoe

a writing tip I learned from Joan Didion that has truly changed the way I process and use words is she would write ‘xx’ if she couldn’t think of the precise word that belonged in a certain place and come back to find it later as to not interrupt the flow of what she was writing,

Olivia Benson would’ve had this entire administration in handcuffs by now

I just saw a TikTok that basically said women don't have maternity leave in America because companies like Nestle lobby against those laws cause their profits for baby formula would tank as mothers would be home to breastfeed their kids

Today we are all Rican

A dog's sigh is so hilarious because wtf is stressing you

If daiquiri is spelled like daiquiri then why can't Zachary be spelled like zaiquiri

If Redbull gives you wings, Vietnamese coffee gives you a missile strapped to your back with zip ties.

The world’s loneliest monkey has finally received a hug.