The last three years a#have been v v hard, and I get it. But if you’ve vanished for 12 months And are ready to step out in the world That doesn’t somehow miraculously mean *I’ve* vanished for 12 months

First of gay fiiirst of gay Leave that straight shit back in May

le sigh

‼️Heads up! Starting 2/15 (this week! tomorrow, even!) DCAD Happy Hour 🍻🥃🍷🥤will be at The Midlands for the foreseeable future! More exclamation points!!! midlandsdc.com

Okay but then why didn’t you buy any lights

If you didn’t ask my opinion before making Big Decision, don’t act bewildered that I didn’t have your fantasy reaction to Big Decision.

Feeling sad and tired but the good news is one of those is super easy to fix