She will not sleep and you can't make her.

(ah okay so according to this very scientific paper here it says that scouts are just really good at dying apparently-)

(hhh i'm alive. at least until i pass out again because it's 6am)

"It's a god damn Monday you're not allowed to be this thirsty."

Oh neat a new Spy to torture- uH SHE MEANS PICK ON- UH, SAY HELLO TO.

"Haha imagine being BLU."

"Good. Dat was the point."

"What the fuck. I can't believe you guys did something dat stupid. ... Without me."

"Does.. the robot not realize they're a robot?"

She... is not even gonna attempt to stop them from attacking each other. If anything, she'd egg them on if the pyro wasn't already trying to stop this.

"Uh. Yeah dat didn't sound right, pal."

"Ha. Yeah. What a team we are."

. . . Slow blink.

Previously mentioned spine and skull? Hers now. Yoink.

Finally realizing she wasn't being chased anymore, the scout skid to a stop, alone in the BLU base and waiting for some poor sap to find her snooping around.

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