Is feeling sad seeing a lone goose make its way across a strip mall parking lot a sign of depression or normal sadness?

Broken Body Life Fact #9: I can’t even taco about the financial costs.

Our Irish accents are charming. Charming, I say!

I’ve already listened to cowboy carter twice. I think I listened to renaissance at least 100 times. If you need me, you know how I’ll be.

My birthday is in April. All of my corporate happy birthday emails arrived today. Somebody’s CRM taught them a lesson.

So Road House is just porn for homophobes?

Hanging out with my 4yo nephew for my birthday, and he asked me to tell him the story of Goldilocks. I worked in the phrase “white privilege” so quickly.

It’s our best so far.

Not as funny as our #Flashdance episode but we manage to make some jokes about the angst.

If I had a child and it took me to the Olive Garden for Mother’s Day

But John Mulaney is doing vital work humanizing robots for near future us.

The #adhd compulsion to do either all the things or absolutely nothing.

Ok, I Saw What You Did Self-Care or Serial Killer: An adult eating cereal out of the box, no spoon.

Physical therapy and writing don’t mix. Maybe because I write on my bed and fold up like a pretzel? #amwriting #amsore

I know I’m late to the AI art game but this thing is adding extra people and making crazy eyes. This is entertaining.

Headed to Halifax in July, so I’m finally watching The Lighthouse. That’s right, right?

They recommended that we play music in the attic to drive away the rodents. I’m thinking the P.I.M.P. cover from Anatomy of a Fall will be the most effective.

Just put the duvet cover over my head to stop the flow of Loud Thoughts. Not an effective solution.

Hey, Duolingo — Long time fan. Just back from vacaciones en México. Could you add towel(s) to your early-on travel lessons, por favor? ¡Muchas gracias!