These Oasis comeback gigs are going to be a retrospective extravaganza, only it's going to be called "The Era Tour".

It's incredible, that whilst under the microscope for monopoly in the US, that Ticketmaster would manage to shit the bed by hiking the prices on the biggest reunion of the year, meanign that all fo the UK govt is gonna be looking at it too. Unreal.

*You’re / their / somethings* as you we’re

The “woke-bashing DailyMailUK” can get in the bin.

Karoline Leavitt saying (of Taylor Swift’s endorsement of Harris) “This is further evidence that the Democrat party has unfortunately become a part of the wealthy elites” is some atomic level copium from a party whose nominated candidate is a gold-toilet-shitting billionaire.

You know you're an original LCD Soundsystem fan if you saw them play and they didn't end with All My Friends.

“Mission Complete” - Jared Isaacman is cosplaying as an astronaut. “Holiday Complete”, more like. You just went on the world’s most expensive rollercoaster. Remember when Bill Shatner went into space e and it gave him existential horror? Yeah, not this guy.

How is this real?

Why the fucking dastardly shit is this fucking hellscape site sending me a notification for a tweet from a former editor of the FUCKING SUN FOR FUCKSAKE. oh, are you gonna have to pay some tax, mate? Is the free ride over? “Rachel Thieves” - oh, one of those classic Sun puns.

Except James Cameron is an environmentalist and AI is just burning through the world’s resources so make shit clip art.

This site has been in freefall for a while now and this looks like the ground is finally rushing up to meet us.

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

Trump to lose Pennsylvania and Arizona but win Georgia. Will piss and cry about another "stolen" election for the rest of his days.