we're meant to be walking round nude and eating berries instead we made up council tax

If your Twitter bio that says something like: Bitch • Lover • Child • Mother • Sinner • Saint • Not Ashamed Have a long hard think about whether you are all these things, or just think you can. I’ve been Alanis Morisette for 15 years and am still mastering my craft.

If you're feeling a bit BLEURGH, a nice, lil thing my bff/soul mate Brona C Titley suggested was writing out your own 'personal road map' alongside the govt ones. Maybe a picnic with pals? Beer in pub? Live gig? Pedicure? Meal out? Tattoo? Haircut? Cinema? Affair with a stranger?

Shooting, rising, full blown and brilliant. I am bursting with joy and over the moon for you my friend. bukky bakray ❤️ 🌟 💫 ⭐️ gowaaaaan bb #BAFTAs

we’ve got an exciting year ahead of us, so it’s a great point to join the team. if you want to chat to me about the job then drop me a DM. love. to. chat. 🪧🐬🎨🔥🧑‍⚖️

Deeply sinister.

I've signed the petition calling on Boris Johnson to scrap his new #VoterID plans. Will you join me? #VoterSuppression speakout.38degrees.org.uk/campaigns/dont…

Our Covid-19 vaccine clinic at St George’s is offering a walk-in service so all eligible people (aged 32 and above) can get their first dose of the vaccine. The walk-in service runs from 12pm-7pm, seven days a week. More info: stgeorges.nhs.uk/newsitem/covid…

“Time and time again, throughout this process I learned that it was ok to change my mind, to change the narrative and to trust my instincts.” Wise words from BAFTA winner Michaela Coel who takes home the award for Writer: Drama 👏 #BAFTATV

MC 💘

when you wait 18 weeks for a funding decision and then there's no rehearsal space left available to book🤦‍♀️ *large reh space with dance floor needed *12-24 july twitter, can you help?

To all my home home

Please retweet and share! Submissions to [email protected] please! #casting #comedy

Absolutely incredible ⁦New Diorama Theatre⁩ ⁦Nouveau Riche⁩ instagram.com/stories/hazweb…

Sandylands ep 2 tonight and Tinas back with her/my best babes ⁦U&GOLD⁩ 🍦💕

You’re living by Karen’s Law #WreckBBC

In a reversal of fortune, I am now looking for some new owners for two totoro tickets for the 9th of December. They're great tickets in the circle.