I have seen first sips of beer. This is not a first sip of beer lol

I took the German or Autistic diagnostic and I'm apparently just German. Kant would approve. german.millermanschool.com

Spent the better part of yesterday on the balcony drinking beer and watching 26 arrivals at HNL. Pretty good day if you ask me!

You too can bootstrap yourself into owning a ranch if your family has owned land, banks, and a car dealership for multiple generations!

Tristin Hopper I like to imagine theres an unknown and uncontacted village in the yukon somewhere made up entirely of european tourists who got lost

Sending this to my mom and saying "pray for our troops"

Illinois can do this too if we are brave enough.

Molly Ploofkins

Hey girl, did you crash into an Iowa cornfield after losing all flight control surfaces due to an uncontained engine failure? Because…

My friend was in her yard weedwhacking, when a truck pulled up and stopped. She immediately went on her guard because… men… and kind of got suspicious when the window rolled down. The driver just yelled “FUCK” and threw a pair of safety glasses at her. And then he drove

Welcome.. to #GenX

ORD-HKG, just over 16 hours and right over the North Pole. I'd do it again tomorrow if I could.

Where's the Dave Matthew's Band tour bus when you need it?

My colleague received this in the mail- unfortunately throwing it out before we could see what’s on it.

Two can play that game.

If I understand correctly, these will only be available at the DC passport agency, which requires an in person appointment. How many of the target demographic (Trump idolators) actually (a) leave the US and (b) are brave enough to venture into the middle of DC?

Milwaukee is two months away from developing an Italian beef. Chicago must act