Hazel’s mom is a HS teacher and decided to let her kids know via solo cup color coding (red yellow & green) if she is available. Red = “don’t bother me - I’m not available”.  Hazel fucking threw away the red one: “I didn’t like that one. I always want to be able to talk to you.”

Hazel’s family had wonton soup for dinner and Hazel said “give me one of those water dumplings” tell me what’s better than that #Hazel

Hazel received a pair of Hannah Anderson slippers. And she said “These aren’t going to keep my feet warm when I’m on the cold icy shores of doom.” #thingshazelsays