you're in her dms, im in her phd dissertation acknowledgements. we are not the same

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I never thought I would change my name when I got married— I was the first (medical) Dr. Newton in my family and I’m very proud of that. But, when presented with the opportunity to say “Hi, I’m Dr. Sleeper and I’ll be your anesthesiologist,” I just couldn’t pass it up!

I smelt that zaza🥬🌸

It’s a crime that SchweppesUS Raspberry gingerale isn’t available in Florida. I thought it was available everywhere during thanksgiving, maybe it’s Christmas? Idk, but I’ve been missing this in my life for far too long.

Lol boom #TheOrville

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That paper with the ‘T’ error bars was just retracted retractionwatch.com/2022/12/22/tha…

Yooo let’s go $Camibech

9 years ago I asked another grad student to tutor me in stats. and now, we’re getting married. moral of the story: all good relationships start with ANOVAs

Hmmm. I just had a bizarre experience, involving a global news organisation and a trillion dollar corporation. (I got caught in the middle, so... owch.) It’s not the sort of experience the people involved usually talk about in public… so I think I’ll talk about it in public. 🧵

This is absolutely absurd… US prosecutors will not bring charges in murder case of Shanquella Robinson because they say “they don’t have enough evidence available to prosecute anyone” The crime is ON VIDEO. How horrific… we need #justiceforShanquella! wbtv.com/2023/04/12/sha…

This flying squirrel faked his own death, and created a whole crime scene…for attention. I think I’m in love. x.com/kkMrRay/status…

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Uncle CT recognizing his early game in Horacio and saving him is actually soo🥹🥰 #TheChallenge39

We live on a private road & split maintenance costs w 7 families. Friday MDOT decided that come Monday they're using our road for a detour while they do construction, which is illegal, it's a private road. We got together & decided to park tractors at each end tmrrw,ROAD CLOSED.

my chemical romance seeing the election results

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