Haley McDonald (@hays_mcdonald) 's Twitter Profile
Haley McDonald

@hays_mcdonald

“If you were really God’s greatest gift, you’d be naturally hairless.”

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linkhttps://vsco.co/haleyreneemcdonald calendar_today20-10-2009 20:35:46

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The baby boomer generation is so odd to me. My mother and I are currently fighting over having a baby shower for me that doesn’t even exist and she is offended that her friends who I barely know living in NYC would not be invited. Happy Thanksgiving y’all 😂.

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This year I learned that the girlfriend effect I have is real. Next thing you know, we’ll be broken up, you’ll still be wearing all the clothes I dressed you in but now they’re all out of style/need to be donated, and I have learned that they have learned, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

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why on earth do you guys have a state named washington and a city named washington and they're on opposite sides of the map. this whole time i thought the white house was in washington state