“how was your 2025”

AND FUCK YOU LONNIE

if you’re trying to justify the cold-blooded murder of this woman you’re a sick fuck

The kids are alright.

why is it never trump? fuck this life man

i need to be euthanized

I need a lobotomy i think or a hug

Try 13 months without Foggy Nelson

he can just do that

Not us pushing 30 and setting alarms for Bieber

he may be the former prime minister but at the end of the day his name is still Justin

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.

computa make it stop

I went to London, Ontario once and a seven-year-old smoking a cigarette told me to go fuck myself

I do not care if people think I'm crazy as long as they also think I'm hot

i'm gonna tell my kids this was the love of my life but he went to space and didn't come back so i had to marry their idiot father