Tiger King is an adaptation of the story of Christ, and no-one can tell me otherwise. #TigerKingNetflix #CaroleKilledHerHusband

This timeline in the multiverse is pretty cooked. Would be interested in that fucked rabbit from Donnie Darko doing me a wormhole solid right now.

No post that begins with “this should be interesting” ever yields anything interesting.

Gave myself a “Joe Exotic do” last night. As soon as I get me some tigers and meth, I’ll be rolling in gay husbands. #JoeExotic #TigerKingNetflix #TigerKingmeme #CaroleBaskinKilledHerHusband

This year for lent I gave up my career. #COVID #lent

Wake me up when baggy corduroy pants become widely available again.

Were Bloodhound Gang the voice of our generation or nah?

“I’m not black like Barry White but I am white like Frank Black is” is a top notch lyric. I pay it.

Why is Sebastian in the Little Mermaid scared of the chef if he is already cooked? Mate, you’re orange, the damage is already done.

Oi. I’m on smoko. So leave me alone. #ausmusictshirtday #thechats

Maybe #COVID19 is just Pestilence flexing after being cut from Good Omens

When I was young I couldn't understand why I was getting funny feelings from watching women in movies. I wanted to snuggle them so much. Logically 7 year old me concluded I wanted more Mums. So I kept a list of my 5 "Dream Mums" in my desk draw.

Tonight at the Oscars, Will Smith slap's harder than "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" did in the 90s. #Oscars #Oscars2022

Good morning. It appears baggy cords are back. So here I am.

Good enough. #Oscars2022

Really wish Joe Rogan was the comic who told the joke about Will’s wife last night.

My whole life I thought silicon and silicone were the same thing. I genuinely thought silicon was a wonderfully blobbery element. I'm quite devastated to learn otherwise.

I have realised that it is in fact Silicon Valley and not Silicone Valley. I can't believe this.

Do I have seasonal depression or has food started tasting like shit? Real question.

It’s nice Gen Z have discovered Metallica. We Millenials are still pissed about Napster.